#butliliownsallshares

OH THANK GOD YOU’RE BACK.

Since your departure, treat dispensation has been at a record low. Our Leftovers Consumed metric is plummeting, and Days Without Belly Rubs is nearing a record high, the “Laguna Seca Vacation Incident” of 2015. We need to rectify this situation posthaste!

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