#bye brick

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OFFICIAL TUMBLR PRESS RELEASE For Hellsite Eyes only…, Tumblr Inc. is today saddened to announce the departure of Brick Whartley from the roles of Head of Viral Marketing and Exponential Growth and Front End Software Developer following his appointment earlier this morning. It follows his work with the introduction of Click-a-Thon 2022. * In a statement today, Mr. Whartley said: “And this is why you can’t have nice things, Tumblr! Following my work increasing clicks, and subsequent firing mutually-agreed departure, I am hereby announcing the extension of my extended staycation on a remote, unnamed desert island—where I plan to get another fantastic new tan! I’ll say hi to Deborah for you! Yours sincerely, Mr. Brick Whartley, Former Chief Officer of Viral Engagement and Synergy, Tumblr Former Front End Software Developer, Tumblr Forming A New Commune With The Crabs * Tumblr Inc. would like to thank Mr. Whartley for his tireless work and service over the last 24 hours, and wish him all the best in his future endeavors. We are also delighted to announce that, despite the slight mishap with widgets, and crab infestation, we have increased engagement as planned. Somehow.

Bon voyage @brickwhartley!

#bye brick #have fun getting a tan #click-a-thon #click-thon-2022 #beware of the crabs #official press release 
Tumblr Staff@staff
Fri, 01 Apr 2022 21:30:34
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