kindaangelic:

Robin profiles, as per the musings of The Riddler

(E. Nygma) M.Sc, B.Eng.

Robin I

• So damn sweet
• Like a kitten
• I brought him a popsicle
• Wait I’m evil, why did I buy a kid a popsicle
• Oh my God this is Batman’s kid
• Oh my God Batman’s here
• Run-
• Ow

Robin ll

• What the hell
• He swore at me!
• Where’s the other kid?
• Go away you rabid chicken-child
• Well, riddle me this-
• No, “get fucked” is not the answer.

Robin lll

• Thank God, a new kid
• Well New Kid, riddle me this!
• No that’s not the answer.
• What do you mean I’mwrong!?
• …that actually makes sense.
• Say, I need a sidekick.
• What do you mean Batman’s coming-
• Heck.

Robin lV

• A girl, eh?
• Fine then, riddle me this?
• What do you mean get fucked
• Oh my god I’m having flashbacks
• Oh thank god, Batman, please punch me, I’m having deja vu
• Ow

Robin lll again

• No I’m not crying, I’m evil, not emotional
• Riddle fight!
• I missed you, kid.
• Don’t ever leave

Robin V

• Aw hell naw
• Go away you evil squirrel
• What the hell why do you have a sword, none of the others had a freaking sword
• OW
• Who even says “fear my wrath, for it is mighty and unstoppable” this is Gotham, not Shakespeare
• OW OW OW
• Batman, help me!
• Ah, Arkham. Feels like home.