#capitalism sucks ass

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elvenpriestess:

don’t you hate it when you’re being interviewed and they’re like, “tell me about yourself”?

ma'am, i do not have enough of a sense of self to accurately describe myself. in fact, i try very hard to avoid self-perception. but i swear i can do the job, please hire me

You all know basic mathematics:

1+1=2

50+50=100

100,000+100,000=20,000

10-8=2

100-70=30

100,000-1,200=98,800

But now add any currency sign behind those numbers and you’ll understand, why basic mathematics don’t apply to capitalism.

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