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fyeahjonathanlewis:

Take one shot every time a guest tells you how to do your job.
Take two shots every time a guest tries to lie their way into the fast pass line.
Take one shot every time a guest asks you the wait time for your attraction while they are directly looking at the wait time sign.
Take two shots every time a guest asks you how to find “Mickey Mouse’s House.”
Take one shot every time you spiel about flash pictures.
Take two shots every time you enrage someone for telling them to stop smoking in a non-smoking section.
Take one shot every time someone tries to speak fluent Spanish or Portuguese to you.
Take two shots for every time you see a child who’s going to need crazy therapy as a young adult because their parents are so awful.
Take one shot every time you tell a guest where stroller parking is and they still put it in the wrong place.
Take two shots for every standby guest who becomes so enraged at the fastpass/standby merge point that you literally think they might punch you.
Take one shot for every guest who thinks it’s wise to stand up in a moving ride vehicle.
Take two shots for every guest who asks you how to get to Harry Potter.
Take one shot for every guest who asks you “Does the parade go through here?”
Take two shots for every automatic e-stop.
Take one shot for every time a guest threatens you with a guest relations complaint for making them follow the rules.
Take one shot every time your ER is denied.
Take one shot every time you’re asked to extend.
Take two shots every time scheduling gives you just over eight hours between your shift so they skimp you out of double time.