#char clint barton
The Cabin in the Romanian Woods
I started posting up my fill for the @marveltrumpshate 2021 auction - a Clint/Coulson fic featuring Sex Pollen, Friends to Lovers, Pining, and a side of light angst. Check it out here.
Phil set his phone down on the table. “The gas was not harmless. It’s causing our… symptoms.” Phil still wasn’t looking at him, and anxiety dripped down the back of Clint’s neck, icy and alarming. But not even that did a damn thing to douse the heat still humming through his body.
“Okay. Sir, you’re scaring me here,” Clint said. “Are our dicks going to fall off or what?”
“No,” Phil replied quickly. “They said the gas should be out of our system in 24 hours. It’s from an old project SHIELD abandoned. It causes—” Phil paused, glancing to Clint and then away again— “well, whoever inhales it would be persistently, um—”
He struggled to find the words, which really cemented for Clint just how off-kilter Phil was. Phil always had the right words.
“Horny?” Clint supplied.
Phil let out a short, near-hysterical giggle.
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Clint’s been attracted to Phil for years. He never thought anything would ever happen between them—until a mission to infiltrate a HYDRA lab leads to them inhaling a ‘stimulation-inducing agent.’ Forced to retreat to a SHIELD safehouse, they have no choice but to ride it out together.