#chemical free is the way to be

The Greater Night Vale Medical Community prides itself on staying up to date on the latest in healthy living. That is why we are proud to announce our latest research on citizens living a chemical free lifestyle. All participants have been reduced to their individual base elements and are currently residing in neatly labeled jars. We are having difficulties in communicating with our participants, but we assume they have reached a zen like state, as evidenced by their lack of screaming.