#children of x
I love xmen that never get used outside the comics there are so many more characters in there that are just like what if a guy had eyes all over him. Yeah ok why not
what if he was bestfriends with a girl who can talk to nature and also has antlers for no reason. and they broke into zoo enclosures with a toddler
Why does horror comedy always seem to be splatter? Every time you hear the term, it’s going to be a comedy framed up with some horror tropes, and then some special effects violence thrown in.
Why not psychological horror comedy? Something that titters just on the border of too-silly-to-be-scary but alsotoo-creepy-to-be-funny, the characters are just a little bit too off-the-kilter to be goofily relatable, there’s something actually wrong with these people. The vibe and the atmosphere is intolerable but in a way that makes you burst out in tense and nervous giggles.
The film never actually explicitly states what happens to the characters who don’t make it, but as much as someone’s slip and fall into The Thing is silly on first watch, the more you think about the varying possibilities, the more aware you become that there’s literally no option here that wouldn’t be a fate worse than death.
You hate this film, you hate it, you hated watching it, but can’t unsee it and it lives rent free in your head now. You make your friends watch it - promising it’s funny - because you don’t want to suffer life with this cursed experience alone.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
how am I supposed to carry on living a normal, natural life, with the awareness that you just gave me.
Charles Xavier’s School of Passing and Masking
manslaughter huh… and a woman can merely chuckle
