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AI-generated Christmas entities

I wondered what kinds of new Christmas entities might result if I gave a list of Krampus, Rudolph, The Yule Cat, and Meathook (one of the Yule Lads; not as terrifying as he sounds) and short descriptions to GPT-3, a neural net trained on internet text. New Christmas entities, perhaps, for our modern age?

The Three Christmas Weasels Christmas Weasels aid Santa Claus by tracking everyone or everything. They have pointy ears, yellow fur, and tails and bodies half red and half green, and can open doors with their teeth.

Lights Out A yeti-like, bipedal creature, who lives in the Lapland and appears at the first sound of Christmas music. He grabs the musicians and strands them in the cold night air for eternity for trying to disrupt his sleep.

Christmas Tree A tree of tremendous size, with a trunk as thick as an elephant's thigh, crowned with living grass that feels rough and tangles hair, that pops up suddenly in the bedroom or any other room where someone is staying in, to the consternation of all inside.

Hostile Choir The Hostile Choir is a group of 13 dark, gray-skinned men in robes of purple with glowing red eyes, whose appearance heralds death. They sing an ominous song alternating between "[X], [X], you're dead" and "Bum bum bum bum / You're dead".

Underwear Gnomes A non-anthropomorphic race of sly little thieves who steal underwear and replace it with awful versions made of leaves and bark.

The Kallepene A chubby legless creature, covered in thick brown fur, with the uncanny ability to hide. Whenever the Kallepene is in hiding it has a pair of glowing blue eyes.

Chrishmak A gigantic tree spider that lives in the heart of the Yulelog. To have him perform circus tricks, one must tell him over and over, "Chrishmak is truly a wonderful entertainer," as he grows with each shout of praise.

The Blop A large, malevolent blob of oil with a frightening lighted face and tentacles that is capable of instantly liquefying soft tissue. The favorite toy of Santa, who uses it to punish any who misbehave. It forms in deep caverns around Christmas time, the warmth and the Yulelog aiding its growth.

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Wed, 22 Dec 2021 13:06:39