#christopher chant
chrestomanci my beloved ✨
Christopher:
Also Christopher:
I’m still stuck in Diana Wynne Jones’ world and I actually can’t complain.
OKAY so Millie wears one of Christopher’s lives on her hand.
So, headcanon time: it’s slightly warm - not in a sweaty, warm metal sort of way, but rather a drier, comforting sort of warm.
And Millie would know if Christopher ever died because the ring would suddenly grow very cool as Christopher’s final life caught hold, leaving the ring.
christopher chant canonically makes dad jokes pass it on
howl: I dress up like this to be the center of attention
chrestomanci: I dress up like this because I am already the center of attention
But then he did it anyway.
Conrad, poor thing.
Some Christophers from “The lives of Christopher Chants”.
Christopher:
Also Christopher:
I’m still stuck in Diana Wynne Jones’ world and I actually can’t complain.
being this funny is a curse
terrible DWJ covers but i made all of the characters on them characters from the sexypedia
(dedicated to @thatfoolsophie who specifically told me not to do this <3)