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Consequence
“Stupid bitches, you should have taken the bribe. It’s not like we’re stealing your artwork anyway.”
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The Movers
“Thanks for all the helpful loading and stacking tips, Mrs. Stockwell. You can ride in the back with the heavy furniture. Gosh, I hope we ‘stupid overpaid movers’ got everything secured properly. Be a shame if anything fell on you.”
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The “Singles Weekend” Scam
“You get’em liquored up real good on the first night, so they can’t put up too much of a fight when their dream dates break out the ropes and gags.” said old Sal, reminiscing.
“Every crew has a few lookers in the bunch to pull off this job. Some live bait to help spring the trap.”
“Nothing like getting your hooks on a bunch of broads with enough time and money on their hands to afford to go these things. Thinking they’re going to meet the man of their dreams but instead, it’s day after day of getting tied up, gagged, roughed up and humiliated until they practically fall over themselves handing over their cash, credit cards, jewels, cars and PIN numbers just to end the nightmare.”
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Hotel Manager Assaulted; Drug Ring Escapes
SINISTER details have emerged in Albany, with CCTV footage showing an afternoon hotel manager being assaulted, bound and gagged by several unknown men.
“One minute I was knocking on the door to room 128, the next there was a gun on my face.” the manager declared to police.The perpetrators remain at large. Police are looking for a 2 silver-grey Chevrolet Tahoe or GMC-like vehicles in connection with the attack.
“She was attempting to collect on a bad credit card and walked right into a drug deal.” police spokeswoman Christine Downs said, “She was roughed up, bound and gagged and left behind as the four suspects escaped, taking most of the evidence with them. We recovered a small bag containing methamphetamine from the scene.”
Police arrived moments after the attack due in part to a call received from a guest across the hall who partially witnessed the attack.
“I saw her pulled violently into the room and she let out a scream. I called as soon as I could,” the guest told reporters.
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“Whatever It Takes To Get The Part”
ActressCharisma Carpenter snap-chatted this peculiar pic as she sat outside the offices of FILMKAPTURE PRODUCTIONS, script in hand and bandanna tight across her mouth. Her publicist told ET NEWS that the actress was following the explicit directions of enigmatic independent film director Tye N. Gaghir, CEO, and owner of the film company.
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Make It Real
Through the underground grapevine Mrs. Tilton made it known she wanted an “authentic criminal” to help her with an insurance scam by faking a robbery, in exchange for healthy cut of the profits, up-front of course. She even demanded that she and her domestic help get “roughed up a bit”, bound and gagged to make the crime look real.
The house was lavish to say the least.The lady had married well, divorced better and re-married even better afterward and she should have been set for life, so the whole scam thing didn’t make a lot of sense. Then a bookie back in Vegas hit me up with truth. She was up to her neck in debt on some bad bets and the collectors were getting more than a little impatient, so could I do them a favor, perhaps?
The date came and after a hurried discussion of details as to what to steal, what to break, and what to leave alone, we got down to business. I felt like a chump slapping the ladies around before tying them up, but she insisted on it, and once the women were bound, gagged and helpless, I pulled out my cellphone and made a call
“Bring the trucks up, boys.” I said with a wolfish grin. Dumbfounded, then angry but ultimately helpless, Mrs Tilton and her housekeepers struggled in muted frustration as we divested the house of everything worthy swiping; paintings, cash, jewels, silverware, furs, Persian rugs, the lot, Into two over-sized moving vans. I decided to drive her custom red Ferrari back to Vegas myself, my “share” as it was.
“Look at it this way, Mrs. Tilton, you got your authentic criminal, witnessed a real crime, and finally you’re out of debt to that bookie.”
She glared at me sharply before I sauntered out of the empty mansion and closed the door.
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Separation Anxiety
“Leave Officer Griggs right where he is, but take his wife with us. I imagine after a few days he’ll hand over that big case file he’s been building on Boss Hikada. IF he loves his wife.”
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Mission Accomplished
The client said he wanted “concrete proof” his wife was having an affair with another woman so he could secure a divorce. So I left it bucking, grunting and squirming on the floor of his bedroom.
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ON THE NEXT SEX & DRUGS & ROCK & ROLL
Gigi (Elizabeth Gillies) thinks her kidnapping is a lame publicity stunt set up by her sleazy rocker father, but instead turns out to be all too real as one of his former band mates has come looking for his share of Johnny Rock’s long lost fortune.
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