In succession to my lgbtqia+ head canons post, I have this so take it as you will;

Tw this post mainly will be talking about Abe from Clone High (I am unaware of anyone is actually trigger by him but better safe then sorry!), and some homophobia

So, in a side note to me saying how I fully 100% believe Gandhi would be totally Pan, I also have a strong feeling that Gandhi’s first guy crush would be Abe. Now listen, that sounds crazy but here; I for one am a conplestionist shipper (aka everyone deserves to date someone unless of course the character is AroAce/perfectly happy on their own, not saying Gandhi wouldn’t be but ya know, he deserves a partner) and two, similar to Joan, Gandhi probably wouldn’t realize how much of a shit Abe is until Junior year of highschool, or maybe Senior, knowing Gandhi and how he would probably stick with Abe in hopes Abe would better himself. Now what solidified my idea of Gandhi totally had a one sided crush on Abe; THE FUCKING ADHD EPISODE WITH THE KISS SCENE.

I could absolutely see Gandhi having some kind of gay crisis over that and his already existing feelings for one of his best friends, but he knows how much of a straight man Abe is, but part of him still hopes, but I could def see him finally giving up on Abe all together once Joan and Cleo finally stop talking to him all together.

But I could also totally see Gandhi at some point admiting their either current or past crush he had to Abe, and Abe just lets all the hidden asshole in him out, probably telling Gandhi how that’s gross and they would always only be just friends and shit like “God I would NEVER been seen kissing a guy other than that one time I helped you. Don’t get any fuckin ideas from that Gandhi!” And from them on Gandhi hated him.

……no I absolutely have NOT been thinking about this for a whole week it totally just came to my mind.

I felt like this for some reason so Clone High lgbtqia+ head canon times.

-JFK is definitely Bi. There’s no explanation needed, everyone agrees with this.

-Joan is also totally Bi. I could see her being someone who makes jokes of hating that she attracted to mean, but she 100% means it in a joking way (except for when she talks about being disgusted that she was ever attracted to Abe)

-Abe is the straightest most cis man you’ll ever meet. Mother fucker probably makes fun of gay ppl on Reddit.

-Gandhi is definitely Pan. He don’t give a shit, if you’re nice to him he’ll probably fall head over heels for you.

-Cleo, I fully believe she is/could be a lesbian. Now this is the one I feel I should explain so strap in boys; In the show it’s never shown Cleo actually enjoying any relationship she’s been in with a man. Even if JFK admits to Cleo being the first person to make him have an actual crush, we never see Cleo show or talk about a similar feeling. She has only ever dated guys to gain popularity of some kind. First time she ever showed intrest in some kind of relationship was the idea of fricking Joan, AFTER she realized that John Da’rc was actually Joan. And idk about you, but that got the same energy as an old timey ladies getting a house together after one of them married a rich old man and kills him so she can be rich with her new “gal pal”. So,,LESBIAN CLEO

-Vincent I could see being just gay. I don’t have much an explanation, but that’s it. Oh also, could def see him being trans. Don’t ask why, comfort projection

-Ponce was definitely a very open Bi guy. Probably the first person JFK told, because JFK definitely looked up to how brave Ponce was.

Hot Clone High Take #2

I could totally see there being a club/group of sorts existing within the student body that is solely clones who believe they have to be exactly like their clone parents, even to the finest detail.

The group is like split in two different parts; one being students who look down on others for not trying to be exactly like their clone parents and will even force others to be exactly like their clone parents, the other being students who just think they themselves must try to be the closest to their clone parents.

Students like Cleo and Abe are definitely in the not as intense side of the group, being that they both seem to highly view the ides of being as close to their clone parents as possible.

Hell might make a clone high hot takes “series”

Hey I finished the thing!

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COME AND JOIN IF YOU WANT! If you can’t, that’s fine! I know it’ll take some days for it to get traction/members so reshares are appreciating!

Tw This post mentions guns and assassinations

Isn’t JFK like canonically terrified of finger guns because um….gun?

Like, isnt that a big fear of his that he deadass coward away from Gandhi when he did that at him?

So no one will address this man’s some how dna carried trauma and fear?

Wait

Wait hold on

DID THEY FUCKING SHOW JFK THE FUCKING KENNEDY ASSASSINATION!? WHY TF ELSE WOULD HE BE SO SCARED OF ANYTHING GUN RELATED!?

I need answers

Some of yall rlly boil Van Gogh’s character to “uwu soft depressed gay bapy” when he was one of the second most deep written characters, other than JFK.

He has a taste for revenge, is a two faced planner and will fuck over ppl who have wronged him in any capacity. He also literally tore a stop sign out of the concrete and smashed open a library window without any remorse.

Clone High Van Gogh may be depressed, but he’s also a bad bitch who will kill you if you look at him the wrong way.