blind colonel jokes

[episode 69, blonde trans man swallows god *GETS SEXUAL*]

midget in the bottle or whatever: i am god

edward: well you don’t see that everyday huh, colonel?

[colonel mustang glares into the camera like in The Office]

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[episode 420, vans honeylime lookalike flies to the skies]

otou-san: *fires beams* pew pew

edward: COLONEL LOOK OUT

[colonel proceeds to strangle the dead bradley thinking it’s edward]

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i dunno, something i wanted to draw but just had no energy for it