#confuscita rambles

dilli-vali-girlfriend:

OKAY let’s hYpoTheTicALLy imagine having prom in Indian schools. Then what huh???

do you think they’ll let you take dates? Desi parents could never

i can only imagine an Indian high school ‘prom’ to be a formal party where all the teachers are monitoring you and have different party rooms for the girls and boys lmao.

what are YOUR Indian prom theories? ENLIGHTEN ME !!

We do have Indian prom— it’s called Farewell

Same ting— girls wearing fuckin awesome sarees putting all that effort and all boys turning up in shaadi wala three piece suit looking like catering staff

a-really-hot-caterpillar:

*in the tune of ‘love you zindagi’* fuuck youu zindagiiiiiiiiiii

*in the tune of ‘ae zindagi gale laga le’*

Ae zindagi gala daba deeee

skr-sx:

i don’t have to study science in my life ever again yayayayay

Hehe wait till college entrance exams

kabiragf:

i can’t wait to go to college and have my own closely knit friend group and go to manali with them and have snowball fights and climb a mountain with the love of my life and-

*Me who dreamt pretty much the same thing and is now stuck making a 16 page magazine for my college assignment on a weekend*-

dilli-vali-girlfriend:

*goes to any footwear shop*

Me: bhaiya isme mera size dikhao

The bhaiya: “HK55 mei 8 size de”

*a box falls from the hole in the ceiling*

Chhotu cone ka chaalis number nikaal beta

nokhushionlygam:

when u get confused between dedh and dhai remember that your social life is 1.5 and you want to 2.5

The way I absolutely cackled—

dilli-vali-girlfriend:

Calling all desis to reblog this post with a hindi song that gives you calm on a chaotic day (i might make a playlist). I’ll go first :

Saibo

Mera yaar from Bhaag Milkha Bhaag

mylasttwobraincellsandi:

The board exams being scheduled to be conducted during mental health month is the most on brand thing CBSE has done in a while.

Alexa play *Teri kehke lunga* from Gangs of Wasseypur :)

hedgiwithapen:

the-tropes:

unamedwatcher:

hedgiwithapen:

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

Half the fun is that they followed the letter of the order while violating the spirit. The other half is watching Chekhov’s Civillian smash through the wall.

chekhov’s civilian, i love it. you can stay. 

Kachow!