your-boy-nik:

All of the rock puns following Ashton’s reveal are good. But everyone is missing the most important part.

The patches, the lack of bathing, the drunken tendencies, the Needing Money Right Now.

Ashton’s a

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Since y'all don’t seem to be appreciating my joke, I’ve decided to add a helpful chart:

All of the rock puns following Ashton’s reveal are good. But everyone is missing the most important part.

The patches, the lack of bathing, the drunken tendencies, the Needing Money Right Now.

Ashton’s a

✨Crust Punk✨