#criticalrole spoilers
Ashton on the rocks, shaken, not stirred.
i know it hasn’t happened yet but HELLO????????
Essik Theylass, sapiosexual: “I have found the perfect field of study, not a single person I see in my day to day life is both attractive and intelligent enough to-”
Caleb, crafting his second spell on a two day study binge: “Herr Theylass, I was wondering if you know a more effective component for this spell, I’ve been using phosphorus lined silver thread, but- what’s wrong?”
Essik, taking off his cloak: “Gods. Fucking. Damnit.”