#curvynerdywordy
I love to cook. Sometimes I follow a recipe, sometimes I don’t. But the truth is, if I welcome you into my home, then I welcome you into my heart, which conveniently comes catered. In this case of this blog, I found the recipe unique, and I don’t think it could ever be duplicated.
It includes:
- 1 Cheesy Blog URL
- 1 Chubby Pacific Northwest Gal
- 2 Breasts, 2 Thick thighs, & 1 Wobbly Midsection
- Ample Fistfuls of Long Hair (split ends included)
- 1 1/2 Cups of Snark
- 2 Heaping Spoonfuls of Body Positivity
- Stir in as much love, sex, and kink as the kitchen currently has in stock.
- 1 - 3 Cameras (depending on application)
- Add a dash of grammar.
- Stir just until mixed with handful intellectual dialogue and excellent pop culture references.
- Simmer for 1 year 3 weeks and 2 days.
If you manage to find all of those ingredients, somehow you’ll turn around to find that you have been playing Spotify far too loud while doing your thing and somehow your kitchen became crowded with 10,000 of your best friends.
What?
Are you sure you want to eat this, because we could just order pizza?
Thank you so much for all the love you’ve shown me. I would love to be able to give some of that back. Send me a submission, you don’t even have to bust out your camera if you’ve already got your sweats on and Netflix queued. Send me an outtake you’ve been hanging onto. I’d love to see your beautiful selves, I want to celebrate with all of you.
Love,
CNW
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