Cute date idea: We go out for the day, I baby you so much that you feel so little and dumb you refer to me as your Dad. We go out to dinner, I make you order something from the children’s menu. I spend time telling the waitress what a good daughter you are and when your food comes I cut it up, you’re too fucking dumb to do it yourself and you might choke. Whilst you’re eating I touch you inappropriately under the table between your legs and whisper “Dad is going to ruin your holes when we get home”.
Self inflicted discipline because even brats like me know that Daddy must have had a good reason for not giving me any tonight. Maybe because I did get out of work a little too late, maybe because he was with one of the guys, idk. I think I look really cute, not to mention I feel fucking fabulous. Idk, I’d fuck me.