#dabi is touya

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Let’s write a HEADCANON BC IT’S FRIDAYYYY!!! Just so you know, these are gonna be crack, cursed, and chaotic. Excuse my thirsting I love them-


SHOTO, DABI, AND LEVIIIII REACTING TO U BEING A MESS-

@me

My name is not 5 weenies

  • Ah yes my wonderful boi with daddy issues. Same tho
  • I think he’d be pretty chill even tho you are ALL OVER THE PLACE
  • Chile.. you got a messy ass room, at least 5 scandals a week, AND ur hot I KNOW FOR A FACT ALL OF U ARE BEAUTIFUL BEINGS
  • He’s the type to just hang with a good group of friends during weekends and holidays. So even if you are classmates, it’s hard for u and him to talk
  • But once time the classroom a/c was broken so the windows were opened up
  • IT JUST SO HAPPENS YOU HAVE A WINDOW SEAT NEXT TO HIM
  • He sees the afternoon sun GLOW on your beautiful face and he has never been the same
  • In that moment it’s like the world went silent and all he could hear was his own heart ❤️ beating really fast in his chest
  • You know the meme that’s like “this is fine” with fire in the background? YOU are the fire and he’s the one saying it
  • He’d DEFINITELY think you were too much in the beginning bc u got too much going on. Low key reminds him of Enji w/o the abuse-
  • But as he got to know you, he sees that you are just really happy ALL THE TIME!!
  • It isn’t even any particular reason you are energetic. You’ve just always been that way
  • If he ever feels down, he goes to ur dorm to feel all of ur love and affection
  • Y’all think ur cute or whateva and so does everyone else


Burnt chicken nugget

  • Hello my favorite raisin man
  • Idk how the FUCC you got into the LOV with your personality, but we gonna roll with it ‍♀️
  • Dabi prolly had to save your ass from going to jail
  • You are NOT the best when it comes to being evil. *insert monokuma dubbed laugh*
  • So you definitely have to saved a couple times from the league
  • The ONLY reason you were committing crimes in the first place was to pay off college loans THEM SHITS BE HITTING YOU IN THE ASS
  • N e ways, since you are VERY outgoing and have all this energy he HATES YOU
  • Like, he hates you more than Endeavor and Shoto combined-
  • He hates everything but you take first place
  • WHY TF ARE YOU SO ENERGETIC ALL. THE. TIME???
  • For WHAT?
  • Stop sneaking into his room for warmth at night-
  • Ok maybe he likes that one but all the other ones are a NO from him
  • Dabi finally warms up to you in the end tho
  • You can only hate someone with no good reason for so long after all
  • His favorite game to play is to bet on what time you’ll finally go to sleep for the day, extra points if you didn’t do your mission for the day

The Clean Freak Pipsqueak

  • Y’all gonna hate me for this ☝️
  • Ok so Levi is one of them you’d THINK would hate your messiness but that is OPPOSITE
  • Mr. Ackerman thinks the Survey Corps need people like you who are happy all the time, and he KNOWS you got that crazy factor like everyone else so you gucci
  • He DOES help forceyou clean your room as an attempt to get to know you better
  • He knows better than anyone about loss, so naturally he doesn’t want to get close to you at first
  • He hears a lot of rumors about you that always spread like wildfire
  • Since a lot of people like you a lot of others get jealous
  • No bullying would come in to play but people would definitely talk
  • Although he wouldn’t believe the rumors, he’d still try to see if at least some are true
  • The Captain is very attentive and has eyes and ears everywhere
  • He’d prolly ask you on a date, but mask it as him checking up on you
  • YOUR DUMBASS TEASED HIM THE WHOLE TIME LMAOO
  • His heart’s solid iron shell is slowly cracked at over months of being hammered by you
  • You guys don’t really make your relationship public because everyone has enough on their plates with Titans and research
  • Even though you REALLY WANTED TO ON THE INSIDE
  • The way they find out is that Eren notices that you and the captain have been going to places at night without telling anyone, and the minimal ring on your finger
  • Levi’s all like “It’s none of your business brat”
  • And your all like “I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! EREN WE ARE ENGAGED! I COULDN’T TELL YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SO BUSY AND I KINDA FORGOT AND DIDN’T WANT TO GET IN ANYONE’S WAYYY!!”
  • You. Are. Balling.
  • Levi is sighing, and everyone else in the dining hall is in shock or to scared to say anything
  • Maybe these are pregnancy hormones-
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