#damn skippy
hatoful boyfriend is what ddlc WISHES it was
Damn Skippy Track 3:Pumpkin Pie(links)
He lived alone
And every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie.
I do not know his name
He never wanted all the fame that came with pumpkin pie.
gonna write fixfic for the twilight zone hang on
“shortly after breaking his glasses Henry Bemis was found by a small group of survivors who were very nice and friendly to him. they scavenged the remains of the city looking for other survivors and although Mr. Bemis couldn’t see much he kept everyone’s spirits up by telling them stories from all the books he had read. eventually through a major stroke of luck someone found a serviceable enough pair of glasses for Mr. Bemis so that he was able to read again. although times were hard he found great friendship among the group as they began to rebuild a small community among the aftermath. Mr. Bemis decided to dedicate himself to collecting and storing all the reading material he could, becoming an archivist of the old world. at night he would read aloud from his collection around the campfire. as the world very slowly began to heal, Mr. Bemis found fulfillment as a loved and respected member of his small but growing community. what’s up I’m Rod Sterling”
