#dance of the phoenix spoiler

Lord Demon’s Parenting Tips #3: Ensure your child knows that crying is not acceptable in any circumstance; not even when you’ve been struck by lightning, lost an arm, or failed to be the one to save the girl you love.

For younger kids, this pleasant nursery rhyme will help cement this lesson in their minds:

Keep your tears in your eyes

Where they belong;

To remind yourself just

Sing this song:

You better live in fear

That if daddy sees your tears,

He’ll best your ass

All day long!