#dangerous foods

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Madison WI.

“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most
of us years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode the lining of
your stomach. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fats can be
disastrous, and none of us realize the long term harm caused by the
germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the
most dangerous of all and most of us have or will at some point eat
it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief
and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of silence, a 75 year old man in the front row
raised his hand and softly said “Wedding cake?”