#day 6 seasons

chief-pyroalchemist:

“Seasons, eh? Well…”

Spring:

“It’s a wonderful time for romance.  Pluck a flower, give it to a lady—well, actually, it’s better to make sure she doesn’t have any allergies first—but once you do, she’ll fall head over heels for you.  I guess you’d also have to be just as good-looking as me…”

Summer:

“I am the HOTTEST.  I’ve come to spice things up, and it’s my time to shine.  And in case you don’t want any more heat… I’m also a pretty cool guy.”

Autumn:

"Chilly, but at least the leaves are a nice, fire-y color.”

Winter:

“It’s just too damncold.”

"Wait a second, I can totally—”

“NOT INSIDE, COLONEL!  HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE GONE THROUGH THIS?!”

“The Lieutenant always ruins my fun…”