#demon and sacrifice

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boatsyourfloat:

readerofthewilderwest:

elytrians:

elytrians:

you’d think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

guy wearing a hooded robe and holding a tome of ancient magic: o foul demon, i have summoned you here to -

the demon, walking straight past the sacrifice and towards the guy who summoned them with murderous intent: is this guy bothering you queen?

‘i have summoned you demon!’ 'uh no you haven’t. i don’t see you bleeding out in the middle of the summoning circle’ 'then… then why are you here?’ 'SHE summoned me.’

@the-knights-who-say-book​ how could you leave this gem in the tags???

Ok, but imagine after that the demon just doesn’t leave her alone? Like, the demon does demon-y things to the creep in the hood, but now the demon is like, invested in what happens to the woman and she doesn’t seem too bad, so why not stick around? So she’s trying to get back to her life as usual but there’s just this demon. Hanging around all the time. Following her around grocery stores. Eating all of the cereal in her apartment. Sitting with her on the bus at night and staring down creeps.

And like, maybe they’re on a late bus and they see some dudes harassing some poor girl and she steps up to say something and the demons all like, “oh cool! We’re doing this again? Get fucked, creep!” And does his demon-y thing on the dudes to save the girl. And some how, shit like that keeps happening to them and they become known as some sort of vigilante justice dealers and the woman low-key hates it, but hey, she’s doing the right thing and really, how bad could this demon be?

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