Okay, so follow me on this one.

This is Jane. She is the mousy, shy, well-meaning daughter of Fairy Godmother from Cinderella. 

HOWEVER. In Descendants, the kids are named (in an alliterative fashion) after their parents (e.g., Maleficent’s daughter Mal, Belle’s son Ben, Dopey’s son Doug). You may be asking yourself where did the name Jane come from? 

I believe it must be from the father’s side, so who would the father be? What J-character did the Fairy Godmother schtup? WHO IS JANE’S FATHER?

IT’S TOTALLY JAQ JAQ. And before you say, “Ew, Kelsey. Beastiality is only okay in Beauty and the Beast,” remember that he was turned into a human…

CASE CLOSED. BRING IN THE DANCING MICE. 

Reminder that Queen of Mean was the best song in D3!!! Top 2, and not number 2. Sarah was amazing in this leading role

When Hades said “When your people try to destroy the world it’s ‘an error in judgment’ but when we do it it’s ‘lock them up, throw away the key’” whew, one of the best lines of the night. All the subliminals about racism and xenophobia, the writers did what they had to do

My rankings of the descendants film

Movie wise D3, D2, D1

Soundtrack wise D2, D3, D1

And yes, D1 is last because of no China and now that we have soundtracks to compare it to, D1 songs lack the flavor the other 2 movies have.

What’s your ranking?

Live footage of the Isle when the core four returns for VK Day(if the writing actually made sense):

Nobody:

Harry threating somebody:

Uma when Ben said her name in it’s going down:

Nobody: *Breathes disrespect towards Uma*

Harry Hook:

Mal and Maleficent whenever Mal invites her to Auradon and she tries to get her to steal the wand again:

Uma when Mal confronts her about her actions even though she’s the only one who’s been working to free the lost kids:

Nobody:

Fairy God mother to the children of the isle:

Not Mal permanently closing the barrier