#destiny zavala

Ghost, talking to Zavala while the Guardian is gathering bounties for the Guardian Games: Are you ever going to finish fixing the wall?

Zalava, turning towards him: when your Guardian stops questing off on other planets.

Ghost, sighing: But that’s their job…

Zavala, looking through the booklet: Wait, they can change their powers?

Ghost, bobbing up and down as a nod: They change it as needed. Some don’t, but this Guardian used to use Arc exclusively. Now they flip between all of them.

Zavala, confused: And the traveler let’s them?

Ghost, sighing: If it’s for the lore, he will let anything happen.

Zavala, even more confused: What lore?

Ghost, rocketing into the backpack: NOTHING

Zavala, locking up his office and going for a drink: I swear if I see that Guardian, one more time-

Zavala, going to the elevator, but seeing the guardian passed out in some ramen on the second floor by the old Speaker’s room: uhhh, Ghost? What’s going on?

Ghost, zooms out of the backpack: Oh, hey Zavala. Don’t mind them. They just get sad sometimes. They said they wanted to eat something with an old friend and fell asleep beside the door.

Zavala: I thought they died many MANY times since then, how do they remember…

Ghost, pulls out a written booklet: They’ve kept notes on who everyone is, who you were, how to do their job, what job is yours.

Zavala, leafing through: How old is this?

Ghost, sighing: Ever since the Red War, sir, they lost their light and had to crawl through the broken city. They’ve promised themselves to never have that happen again.

Traveler, looking in onto Zavala: What’s going on?

Zavala, to Caiatl: I can have Banshee create a Cabal-sized version for you

Traveler, looking to Ghost: Oh they Fucking.

Ghost, sighing: Please no…

(I apologize for misspelling her name, frick)

Guardian, pouring over the lore books: Hey Ghost?

Ghost, turning from Zavala: Hm?

Guardian, pointing the book at Ghost: Who makes these? I didn’t need to know that Zavala bottoms for Caiatl.

Zavala, taken back: What?

Ghost, getting in Guardian’s face with harsh whispers: We don’t talk about the Fanfics from the Traveler.

Ghost, talking after the mission: I wonder why you never see tanks much in combat.

Guardian, musing: I bet it goes something like this *clears throat and does the following impression*

Zavala, receiving a piece of paper from Amanda Holiday: What’s this?

Amanda, handing him another paper: This is the Bill for Glimmer to transport and stock Tanks out of sight from the Guardians.

Zavala, accepting the second: and this?

Amanda, sighing: My bill for having retrieve them from your Guardians, refurbishing them for non light users so we can continue to use the ones that aren’t complete scrap.

Ghost, terrified: Never do that again.