men-in-art:

Santa’s Little Helper
Michael Breyette
2016

Merry crimbles to all the EB network - hope you get to unwrap something fun today!

wilwheaton:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

What do you mean progressed? Dick jokes are the pinnacle of humour.