#dick milk

slothspaghettiwrites:

boop-le-snoot:

“dick milk” :(

“fleshy flower”:(

“her oozing wound of lust” :(

why, writers? why must you subject me to… this?

you should know better than the coked-out horny dudebros in their 40s that try to write erotica because their dick won’t get up anymore.

IM SORRY

You failed to mention “wound of lust”. A vagina is not a wound

I’m fucking dying

@bonkywobble