i have this headcanon that whenever dimity takes assembly, she adds in little in-jokes to poke fun at her fellow members of staff that the students would probably never get
Dimity: I think it’s just fascinating that bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Gwen: Here we go again with Dimity’s not-so-subtle assemblies. But is she referring to Hecate or myself?
Hecate: *doing quick calculations to determine how many bats in the castle are gay*
i have this headcanon that whenever dimity takes assembly, she adds in little in-jokes to poke fun at her fellow members of staff that the students would probably never get
Dimity: I think it’s just fascinating that bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Gwen: Here we go again with Dimity’s not-so-subtle assemblies. But is she referring to Hecate or myself?
Hecate: *doing quick calculations to determine how many bats in the castle are gay*