#diva au

I know I’ve been talking about a poppy playtime au but I was listening to copacabana and all I keep imagining is Janus as a showgirl. He has like washed up or hazbin Old Hollywood diva vibes and the “with yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there” line just solidly sticks in my brain with him. It could work with Roman too but the razzle dazzle diva energy he brings he’s more fit to the role. Roman is dramatic but the sheer pizazz and sarcastic dramatic energy Janus gives us is wildly appropriate. Also it’s the Same Vibe as his skirt photoshoot like he deserves to be fabulous.

I want him like the old forgotten Hollywood beauty. I want him wearing feather boas and being So Dramatic and wanting to be a famous star and maybe he was darling back in the “glory days” maybe he’s bitter about it- he tried the stardom Roman and all it did was bite him in the ass to be tossed aside for younger prettier stars. The glamor and swagger and martinis and cocktails fading and now as a discarded old fashioned star brought around only enough to be at special occasions and to-dos.

Or even coat star Janus already in the limelight rhat Roman aspires aspires to be like- Janus with his snakeskin purses and black feather boas and sequined dresses and massive hats and those silk gloves past the elbow on the covers of magazines, the shining old fashioned star and he sings and he dances backwards and in heels. Make a romantic his counterpart and give me that sweet 30s or 40s Era dancing.

PUT THEM AS THE FATED DUO IN RHE FILM NOIR. Make Janus the Femme Fatale to Roman’s Dashing Protagonist.

I dunno I have a lot of Thoughts about this……