#do you promise

ys19:

i still ask “you promise?” like a little kid.

I was at a bar for the Kentucky Derby, dressed up and drunk, and knocked a super heavy table number off our table. It made a shockingly loud noise and everyone in the bar turned and looked. I swinger blushed, picked it up, waved and said “ha, sorry everyone!” A cute girl sitting at the bar said “you’re wearing purple pants, you can do whatever you want.” I stared her straight in the eyes and said “do you promise?” She went and the bar was silent for a count, then everyone started watching tv and talking again. We went home from the bar together, and she was quite open to everything I wanted to do.