#dont do her dirty like that
Unacceptable Careers for Toph
- Cop
Acceptable Careers for Toph
- Rich layabout living off her parents’ inherited money
- Vigilante who uses her parents’ enormous wealth to fight actual criminals
- Fire Lord Zuko’s Anger Translator
- Diogones-esque philosopher (kind of what she eventually became)
- Pro-bending champion turned aging, grizzled mentor to future pro-benders
- Badger mole breeder (nobody wants them bred but that has never stopped Toph from doing anything)
- Construction worker
- “I saved the world and y’all expect me to have a career too?? Nah, fuck that, I’ll take my hero pension from the Fire Nation thank you very much”