#dr seward
hey bestie, I just met a hot guy who runs a lunatic asylum who would be great for you if you weren’t married to Jonathan I Will Endure A Castle Of Darkest Hell For Real Estate Harker. anyways the lunatic asylum guy tried to psychoanalyse me and I’m in love with him hey remember when we used to undress and sleep together? good times
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to have your life figured out before 30. You don’t have to be nine-and-twenty with an immense lunatic asylum all under your ca
Dracula Characters: Dr. John “Jack” Seward
I sometimes think we must be all mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats.
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Given how gifted at handling social interactions anyway (Jack, be adear and leave pointy medical instruments in the clinic), can you IMAGINE what the whole Dracula business must have done to his dating life??????
How on earth will he get through a conversation without menitioning the time he chased vampires in Transilvania???
At dinner:
Hostess:Is the beef to your liking?
Seward: Oh yes very good!
Hostess: Why aren’t you eating then?
Seward:Your remarkable carving knife is distracting me. It is of such built I wonder if it would have done the job, when I beheaded vampires once while abroad. Could you pass me the garlic sauce please?
