#dracula grabs the pen

LIVE

phantomoftheshoppera:

Dracula: yeah just go ahead and prepare letters saying you’re already on your way home, that’s normal here. If you could mention wolves biting you or being about to die of natural causes in the last one that’d be SUPER normal and helpful, thank you.

#in conclusion mina i eagerly await our reunio- ow #aaahhh #aaiiieeeee the wolves they have caught me #they are rending my poor flesh #oweeowoweeooowwiieeeeeeeoooowww #their gnashing teeth #their ferocious claws #mina i fear this is our last correspondence #please remember- #that i love - #aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh #turns to dracula #do you think shell fall for it #dracula grabs the pen #they both nod job well done #dracula daily 
I'll yank that thing asunder@horseboneologist
Thu, 19 May 2022 12:17:54
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