#draft fest
hannibal s1e13 final scene — director’s cut
thats not fart that’s anus perfume
idk benedict cumberbatch seems like the type of person that would be real gentle during Sex like idk man he just seems like a real gentle person and everytime he thrusts hed probably apologize “*thrusts* oh im sorry *thrusts again* oh my god im so sorry” and he’ll probably tell u a story while u guys r banging it and hes like “so i read this book the other day and…” and ur like “ben c pls stop talkin and toss the salad” and hes like “what da bloody ell does toss the salad mEAn we dont have salad here??? how do i toss The Salad???”
ineffableboyfriends replied to your photo:“#read it so you dont keep thinking my url is…
no but omg people tell me they thought that it was inflatable and i haven’t stopped laughing about it
this is going to keep me up for years
i stayed up till 2 am last night thinking about crowley and aziraphale
the obsession is taking root
this is just the beginning
you can never truly experience the present
Tightrope The Sun: A Mix for The Book Thief
|| Adventure in Solitude The New Pornographers || A Pound of Flesh Radical Face || The Kids Are Ready To Die The Airborne Toxic Event || Heavy Stone Kyla La Grange || Oh Death Noah Gundersen || Riverside Agnes Obel || Dead Hearts Stars || Switzerland Daughter ||
This book.
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HOLY FUCK
THE ENTIRE GAME HAS CHANGED
YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS RIGHT HERE
THE STORE BOUGHT COOKIES THAT NO OTHER COOKIE EVER TASTES LIKE?? AND PROBABLY ARE MADE WITH SECRET GOD-LIKE ADDICTIVE INGREDIENTS??
YOU CAN MAKE THESE FUCKERS AT HOME
THEY’RE CALLED LOFTHOUSE COOKIES AND GOOGLE ‘EM AND FEEL JOY
and i think to myself
what a wonderful world
my
fucking
sides
Do you ever just cry because
[9:38:43 PM] Laura: john watson makes me happy
[9:38:53 PM] Jessica: oh lord
[9:39:39 PM] Laura: HE’S SO ROUND AND SOFT AND SIMPLE
[9:39:56 PM] Laura: like a bumble bee
[9:39:59 PM] Laura: but not fuzzy
[9:40:21 PM] Laura: im starting to sound like a deranged sherlock holmes
[9:40:24 PM] Jessica: if he were fuzzy that would be problematic
[9:40:35 PM] Laura: omg
[9:40:39 PM] Jessica: he’s fuzzy where it counts
i highly encourage people to draw with their non-dominant hand
Well that turned out better than I expected, though my hand did shake an awful lot. I am so going to draw with my left hand more.
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“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
raven!lock au
sorry for the inconveniently large size sigh
oh
my
gosh
THIS IS SO PERFECT/!?!??!?!
this au is really fucking cool
I don’t draw well, but raven!lock makes me want to try. It’s ravens and Sherlock!
Ravens are known for having great problem-solving skills, for being able to extrapolate (and communicate) data, and for generally being Sherlock-like. They’re probably more playful than he* is, and certainly exercise their social skills on a more regular basis, though.
* BBC!Sherlock, anyway.
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