#draft fest
benedict cumberbatch
nendic cumebrahc
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the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and the entire classroom erupts in laughter as he jumps on a cloud and ascends into the sky
“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.
in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
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the sexual tension between me and every single person in the room
britney spears and homework: a great way to start off the new semester