#eat shit

“OnE bAd cOp DoEsN’T rEpReSeNt ThE wHoLe PoLiCe FoRcE”

Stfu Ku Klux Karen ur the same bitch who will go through the arduous task of switching cell phone providers because ONE 18 year old call center rep making minimum wage somehow represented the whole company when she didn’t give you a refund on ur $5 fuckin late fee.

Kick rocks and die

skadisprawl:

cipheramnesia:

brainfuzz:

sandraugiga:

scrabbleknight:

edgebug:

goldenstripes001:

ceekari:

new proposition: instead of going back to using ‘lemon’ again, let’s use a different fruit this time

I’m thinking… Apple

please remember to tag all your naughty posts with ‘Apple’ from now on

How dare you leave this in the tags

genius. im in

I will tag all my shipping posts with Apple.

It is the forbidden fruit after all…

Yes! Different color Apples for different citrus

Orange=Green apple (everyone can read)

Lime=Yellow apple (Teen and up)

Lemon=Red apple (Explicit, NC-17, adults only)

Grapefruit=crab apple (explicit kink)

Better, use different brands of apple products.

This fic is rated iPhone for everyone - if you want to read my AirPod-rated content, it’s all on AO3

Ayo. New [REDACTED] categories just dropped.