#emery watches wheel of time
accidentally told my friend that wot prime follows anime hair protagonist logic. they now know who the dragon reborn is.
okay couldn’t liveblog episode 6 so we’re speedrunning my thoughts i put it under a cut bc it’s a long one
the following is not chronological, and contains heavy spoilers for the books
YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW i love that perrin got a chance to sleep for a bit that’s good
and the way moiraine SPUN around when egwene mentioned perrin’s eyes being gold, it just makes me so so so so so excited for when he goes to tel'aran'rhiod for the first time
LOIAL AGAIN MY BELOVED I WANT THAT BUILDER TO WALK WITH ME AND EXPLAIN THE SONGS OF TREES I WOULD BE AT PEACE
“you masked our bond” “send her my love” I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT SCENE OH MY GOODNESS
the instant moirarine opened up that door in the wall i started singing SECRET TUNNEL SECRET TUNNEL THROUGH THE TOWER SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLLL
i love the way kate fleetwood has brought liandrin to life, that’s it no analysis that jawline is doing a great job
i hope making siuan and moiraine a canon couple results in them warder bonding each other, i think it would be nice
just a big ol poly part with moirarine, siuan, thom, and gareth bryne
i will admit i was happy stimming this entire episode, but when i realized they were going into the Ways i almost knocked my chair over i got so excited i love the ways more than most other locations in this universe (save idk the weird pocket dimension of the aelfinn and the eelfinn)
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
MATRIM YOU STUPID SLUT WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU GO IN THE GATEWAY can’t wait to see what happens to that guy
loial is autistic, because i am autistic and i say he is
where, the
FUCK
are the wolves when you need them
“first you lost Moiraine, then tell me how easy it is to jump from one woman to the next”
i mean when it’s your wife you’re jumping to i don’t think lan had such a hard time of it
(disclaimer the timeline around then is a bit jumbled in my head whoops)
LOIAL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
I WOULD DIE FOR THIS OGIER SO QUICKLY EVEN A HUMAN WOULD CALL IT HASTY
-but i’ve never seen a building quite that shape and size,
oh, god, that’s not tar valon
it’s a dick in the sky
EXCUSE ME, MR CAUTHON, WHAT IS THAT YOU JUST SAID????????
it couldn’t possibly have been, “thom’s dead” but WHO KNOWS
MY EARS MAY DECEIVE ME
mat bb im so sorry you look awful
im kinda glad they skipped the whole “mat is unconscious for an extended period of time and is carried to tar valon”
or maybe they will do that idk
good job matrim you walked all the way to tar valon, good luck with the whole cursed dagger thing there bud
“blood and ashes”
ID: Elija Wood, dressed in an elaborate golden costume. He stands against a grey-blue cloudy background. His arms are thrown up and his face shows an exuberant expression. End ID
mat bb im so sorry you look awful
im kinda glad they skipped the whole “mat is unconscious for an extended period of time and is carried to tar valon”
or maybe they will do that idk
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O REALLY RAND, YOU’VE SEEN THAT MOUNTAIN BEFORE I CAN’T FATHOM WHERE YOU MIGHT’VE DONE THAT HMM BUDDY
tangentially tho i love the way they’ve designed dragonmount, not that there’s a huge variety of ways to design a mountain but i think it fits
glad to see tar valon is still the vagina it was always designed to be