#especially if they answer the sex questions right

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sexkittenonthekeys:

okcupidities:

My favorite kind of OkCupid message is the kind that makes me say “Hello new friend!” out loud. Like when someone says they work with labor organizations, social justice advocates, feminist organizations, and immigrant advocates.

Ada says “hello new friend!” because she is adorbz.

*I*however trawl through the profile and then purr, “ohhh HelLO there….”

Psh. Grrrl, don’t pretend you’re not totes adorbs. And there have been more than a few profiles and messages that got a purr out of me.

Unfortunately this guy will not be getting me to purr. He responded to my question about what he’s into, sexually, by saying he likes tattoos/piercings and lingerie. Then he responded to my question asking if he’s into kink by saying that he was and that he likes being teased. Oh and what a coincidence the girlfriend he told me he’s in an open relationship with happens to have just discovered that she’s bi! How convenient. Disappointed and suspicious.

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