#fairy tail teaches good life lessons
Ruby:Jaune. I love you. But promise you’ll never say you’ll die for me again.
Jaune:I promise……
Ruby:Oh thank go-
Jaune:That not only would I die for you, I will BEAT THE EVERY LOVING FUCK OUT OF ALL YOU ASK ME!
Ruby:But! I don’t wan-
Jaune:I already made the promise Ruby. I can’t take it back. Arc’s word.
Ruby:DAMNIT!
Jaune: Hey, you did say-
Ruby: NO! *bonks him with Crescent Rose*
Jaune: OW!!!?
Ruby: PROMISE FOR REAL DUMMY!
Jaune: Okay I won’t die for you!
Ruby: Good, because???
Jaune: *grumpy mumbles*
Ruby: *loads Crescent Rose* Because?!
Jaune: …because friends don’t die for their friends, they live for them.
Ruby: Exactly. *leans up and smooches his cheek*
