Seriously though, modern fandom, y’all need to remember that you can, like, ship multiple ships.
Like I can ship two ships that are diametrically opposed, at the same time, because I like both ideas. You don’t have to choose one or the other.
Like I can ship, for example, Sam/Frodo, and also Sam/Rosie, both AT THE SAME TIME. I don’t have to pick ONE couple and denounce all others, and tell everyone else that their ships are WRONG and BAD and mine is the only TRUE AND CORRECT ship.
Related: You don’t have to sink other ships to sail yours.
Exactly! You can have more than one ship. You can have an ARMADA!!!
Ship everything and ship it so hard you end up sideways in the Suez.
Plain text: Like I can ship, for example, Sam/Frodo, and also Sam/Rosie, both (caps) at the same time (end caps). I don’t have to pick (caps) one (end caps) couple and denounce all others, and tell everyone else that their ships are (caps) wrong (end caps) and (caps) bad (end caps) and mine is the only (caps) true and correct (end caps) ship.
Exactly! You can have more than one ship. You can have an (caps, italics) Armada (end caps and italics)!!! End plain text.
[Image description: A two panel drawing. A pink creature is talking to an audience and says “But I couldn’t ship the sane characters with two or more different characters and/or include them in multiple different relationship dynamics spanning multiple universes and/or scenarios (ellipsis)”. Someone from the audience then says, “You could I’d you weren’t a fucking coward”. End image description]
