It means she stays in bed all day if she wants. You make enough money for both of you.
It means you bring her food and treats all day, and give her bellyrubs when she’s stuffed.
It means doing her laundry because you enjoy handling her size 28 jeans or her gi-normous panties, or those tights that could fit three of you.
It means you encourage a lovely, sedentary lifestyle for her, while her body balloons and you sleep with her every night and every night, she seems little heavier, a little softer, a little bigger, a little “pigger.”
It means she gets to be a kid again with no responsibilities.
But she does get your charge card in case she wants to waddle out with her fat girlfriend and go get something to eat, and eat, and eat. Or go to the mall and try to find something that fits.
It means you weigh and measure her together, and both of you smile at the result.
And you may just go down on your knees, lift her belly, breach her FUPA and give her a kitty bath for being such a good little piglet! She sure loves kitty-baths.
