#felix culpa
Felix: truth or dare?
Marinette:truth
Felix: how many hours have you slept this week?
Marinette:
Marinette:dare
Felix: go to sleep
Marinette:I don’t like this game
Felix: I have no emotions.
Allegra: *arches an eyebrow and heads to the kitchen*
Felix: …Wait. Allegra, NO-!
Allegra: *comes back from kitchen, carrying Marinette*
Marinette: *giggling from being carried*
Felix, fighting a smile: Damn it…
Marinette: Okay Felix! Knock ‘em dead
Felix,holding a bat: Okay
Marinette: That was a figure of speech! Don’t kill anyone!
Felix:I give up. I am so tired.
Allegra:Get the emergency supply!
Claude: [carries Marinette and places her in front of Felix]
Marinette:[smiles]
Felix:[Jumps up] Im better than ever-
Felix: I was stressing out the whole day and you never once offered me a hug!
Marinette: Alright then, bring it in.
Felix: I don’t need your hugs anymore!
Marinette: *Under her breath* This is why nobody hugs you.
Felix: What’s that smell?
Marinette: Fresh air!
Felix: …I don’t like it.
Alya, letting Nino beat them at arm wrestling: Aw, darn it! You won!
Marinette, slamming Felix’s hand down at full force: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET FELIX? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?
Kidnapper: We have your child
Felix and Marinette: We don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Felix: Oh god, you have Adrien
part two probably-
Felix: has anyone seen my son??
Marinette: oh god,,,Adrien!!
Felix: that mother’s adrenaline is kicking in—ADRIEN!!
Felix: I can see every equation
Marinette: excuse me ma’am, have you seen my son, he’s about this tall, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk
Felix: (kicks over a trash can) ADRIEN ARE YOU IN THERE
Kidnapper: We have your child
Felix and Marinette: We don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Felix: Oh god, you have Adrien
Marinette: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.
Felix: You take that back.
Adrien: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Felix: Do not do that.
Adrien: You won’t even notice!
Marinette, entering: Felix, you wanted to see me again?
Adrien: Felix’s single
Felix:
I’m writing a felinette fic- I plan on making it an enemies-to-lovers book-
The title of the book is “Ad infinitum” (It means
again and again in the same way; forever.)
Felix’s mom has an obsessive and dangerous stalker. She doesn’t want the stalker to hurt Felix so she sends him to live with the Dupain-Chengs.
On the first day Felix moves in he instantly becomes hostile. He was rude and barely talked if he didn’t have too. Sabine and Tom didn’t mind though, they understood Felix was going through a lot and he needed time to adjust.
Marrinette on the other hand, did mind. She hated how rude Felix was being. He would constantly argue and annoy Marinette and Marrinette would do the same. Even though they lived together they still hated eachothers guts-
Its gonna be a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers with Felix and Adrian rivalry (and possible Adrien and Lila salt )
I don’t have much experience as an author so any criticism or feedback is welcome!
Every update and chapter will be under the tag
#Ad Infinitum-Felinette
Miraculous ladybug as John mulaney quotes
Marinette: I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?’
Chloe: College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?’
Adrien: We started chanting, McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.
Marinette: My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you
Felix: I don’t look older, I just look worse.
Felix: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die
Max: “You’re like the kid at the sleepover who, after midnight, is like, ‘It’s tomorrow now.’ Get out of here with your technicalities. Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting.”
Mr pigeon: “Everyone get out of my way, I just wanna sit here and feed my birds”
Marinette: [sneaks into the room wearing a huge coat]
Felix: What’s with the coat?
Marinette’s coat: [hamster noises]
Marinette: Drugs.
[on their first date]
Felix, nervous: I like your name!
Marinette, equally nervous: thanks, I got it for my birthday.
Felix trying to cook for the first time
Marinette: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Felix: Burn the house down.
Marinette: And what did you do?
Felix: I made dinner.
Marinette:
Felix:
Marinette:
Felix: And burnt the house down.
Okay- but can somone write a oneshot where Felix is reading and Marrinette snuggles in between his arms- Felix keeps complaining about trying to read so marrinette starts to get up but felix doesn’t wanna let go-
Adrian: So, what is Marinette to you?
Felix: The reason I wake up every morning
Adrian: …that’s adorable
Marinette earlier that morning, barging into Felix’s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
Felix: I want to kiss you
Marinette, not paying attention: What?
Felix: I-I said if you die, I wont miss you
