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Honey it’s Monday, the sun is finally shining and my girl Katie Jackson is looking fine as hell on her quarter apple soapbox losing her goddamn mind. Talking about she’s meditating over her meaningful stones a.k.a. Crystals a.k.a. Pretty rocks a.k.a. Petty rocks #fettywap trying to recover from being in the trap house over the weekend during a full moon summer solstice meditation situation and has come to the conclusion that if she just stands in front of this 3 wheeled, built in speaker having, OG vintage flat screen tv singing “A Moment Like This” she will become America’s next Top Model #wrongshow. This nutty bitch went as far as to support this disabled device with one of her very own meaningful stones, saying it has healing properties… #gurlbye , I could barely keep a straight face (which is hella hard for my gay ass) knowing that some people spend a lifetime for a moment like this and they damn meaningful stones, but I kept it cute in an effort to be supportive to my delusional ass friend. I will say it’s hard to keep it real when I’m blinded by such beauty. I mean her blue vain’d French tulip highlights are everything and them pin cushion roots are flawless. Katie got the look house down boots hunny, but we just need to work on them flat ass notes cause judging from the rocks that you got, you ain’t even Jenny from the block and that trap house got you fucked up… #betterlucknexttime #meaningfulstones #aintnobodygottimeforthat #looksarenteverything #naturalopulence (at Bloom & Plume Coffee)
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On Education:
Fetty Wap and his Trap Queen:
- ‘Introduced her to [Fetty’s] stove, showed her how to whip it, now she remixin’ for low.’
AbelardandHeloise:
- Abelard was in charge of Heloise’s ‘…instruction whensoever [he] might be free from the duties of [his] school, no matter whether by day or by night…’
On Shared Goals:
FW&TQ:
- Matching Lambos
A&H:
- Matching monastery/nunnery
On Getting Fly With One’s Baby:
FW&TQ:
At the mall
A&H:
‘…all the garments of a nun, suitable for the life of a convent, excepting only the veil…’ (#swag)
On the chill factor:
FW&TQ:
‘[Fetty] just want to chill, got a sack for [them] to roll.’
A&H:
‘Their hearts are full and leave no vacancy for any other passion; they enjoy perpetual tranquility because they enjoy content.’
Is everybody hating?:
FW&TQ:
- Yeah, they just call them fans, though.
A&H:
- Yeah, but their ‘ persecution did nought save to make [Abelard] more famous ’.
Watch and learn Kanye.
