#five hargreeves headcanons

Bonnie and Clyde 2.0

Requested By an anon

Warnings: Swearing

Five Hargreeves dating a short reader would look something like this…

• Ok so before we start: Aidan Gallagher is 5’6 so let me just say you’d have to be pretty short to date Five.
• He’d be a snarky shit though if you were dating him.
• The poor man is stuck in his teenage body at the height of 5’6, all his siblings are taller than him but then you show up and somehow manage to be shorter than him?
• He’s going to rub it in your face.
• Like if you need to reach something from a higher shelf and you refuse to tell him.
• “Do you need help with that?”
• ** cocky shit smirk **
• “Not from you.”
• ** cocky shit smirk when he hands it to you **
• “I could’ve reached it.”
• “Could you though?”
• “Shut up.”
• Affection with Five is limited but forehead kisses are something he indulges in.
• Benefits of being taller.
• He’s definitely put his coffee mug on your head just to annoy you.
• Making you line up at theme park rides and checking to see if you’re tall enough.
• “I’m not under 5 feet, asshole.”
• “Just checking.”
• If it benefits him in some way during a job… he’ll say you’re his little sister or cousin.
• “My little sister…”
• “I’m going to strangle you.”
• Doing everything together and you guys become Bonnie and Clyde 2.0 as Klaus puts it.
• “Five, you just killed the board of directors!”
• “Okay? And you killed the most people out of anyone in the commission!”
• Klaus grinning. “Bonnie and Clyde!”
• “Shut up!”
• “I’m going to kill you.”
• “No I would do it first.”
• “You love me too much for that.”
• Klaus even more hyper. “BONNIE AND CLYDE!”

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