#food negativity

marzipanandminutiae:

defectivegembrain:

words like “sin” and “guilt” need to be banned from food packaging. fuck you putting marshmallows in my hot chocolate is completely morally neutral

#oh my god yeah#also the word skinny or any synonym or variation of the word#skinnypop popcorn? straight to jail#the cheesecake factory’s entire ‘skinnylicious’ menu? straight to jail#lean cuisine? guillotine

THESE TAGS, ENTIRELY

The only sin or guilt i should have in my food is the amount of undistracted time it gives me to ruminate on my moral or social failings. I want my coffee to advertise that it WILL remind me of all the people I failed to save, not some bull about excess calories.