myastrolovenotes:

Mercury signs as impulsive sentences

Aries: ‘You’re NOT THE BOSS OF ME"!

Taurus: “A quote by William Faulkner”

Gemini: “If I don’t get my shit together I WILL marry rich”

Cancer: “I’m ready to die poetically”

Leo:“ I’m just SAYING even murderers need love!”

Virgo: You are the beta to my everything.

Libra: 'if his soul is as large as his penis, yeah i’d consider it"

Scorpio: 'Man if you had just tasted that rainbow you’d understand

Saggittarius: Yeah I don’t like you.

Capricorn: *takes persons sandwich*

Aquarius: Just remember that I am always right

Pisces: WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR