#forced performance
TWERKING TO BEETHOVEN
Alright my little dummies, gather round, it’s time for another lesson. Just because you’re a bimbo that doesn’t mean you can’t have class and elegance. You can still relish sophisticated music, beautiful art, fine dining, and the other accoutrements of high culture. But you need to change the way you appreciate these arts.
The young miss in the video above demonstrates this principle in action. She adores Beethoven’s soaring music and profound rhythm. She expresses this love of music with her most valuable and beloved feature, her ass. Men pay attention to her backside, they admire it and like to see her ass displayed in garments that accentuate it’s individuality.
The young miss knows that her words and ideas are unworthy to consort with great art. The only thing about her that can aspire to the lofty heights of genius are the sensuous curves of her hips, buttocks, and booty. Her body is her instrument. She performs for us and invites men with the artistic temperament to tune the instrument and play it.
There shall never be a bimbo Beethoven. Nor will there ever be a bimbo Picasso or Vermeer. Yet the bimbo can partake in artistic genius as the creative man’s muse, mistress, and whore. This delightful twerker in black tailcoat no doubt imagines herself servicing the great composer as she entertains us. In his waning years of deafness she lets Beethoven feel the beats of his music as they pulsate through her ample derriere onto his most sensitive organ. Taking direction from her conductor, she wiggles pianissimo and thrusts fortissimo.
With this example in mind, no bimbo should ever complain of boredom again. Have you tuned your ass into an exquisite instrument for men to play my little ones? Have you mastered a repertoire of classical selections, national anthems, power ballads, Broadway showtunes, and charming ditties performed with your bouncing butt-cheeks? If not, never let me catch you following current events, studying an academic subject, or striving in your career. There are, quite simply, more important things for you to rehearse.
Christmas is coming so give yourself a gift little ones. Pay some attention to what you sit on and dedicate yourself to the art of your ass. Michelle L’Amour, the dancer in the bow-tie, has released a DVD entitled “BootyLab” outlining her exercise routine and musical techniques. It is for sale at http://michellelamour.com/bootylab/. If you are serious about your bimbofication, you should purchase the Booty Lab and study it…. assiduously.
