the way informed consent for hrt has to be phrased is so funny like warning: taking these drugs will make you extremely sexy and solve all your problems. the effects are irreversible
the worst part about being a samurai is it always takes a few seconds before someone’s blood will spray out of their wounds so you waste a lot of time waiting to see who won each dramatic showdown
And lemme tell ya there are a lot of dramatic showdowns. I’ll be on a nice walk when suddenly white flower petals are drifting on the wind and there’s someone I once considered a friend and confidant standing with his back to the full moon and Im just like. Fucks sake I swear I just did this.
i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake’s eggs and putting them in her family’s chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk
god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they’d probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this
