#fruitcake
Sun, 19 Mar 2017 15:28:35
Fri, 20 Apr 2018 11:45:12
Sun, 08 Dec 2019 01:49:51
Thu, 08 Jun 2017 19:41:35
Concept: the secret boss of a video game is the merchant you’ve traded with this whole time, and their combat capabilities are based entirely on what you sold them.
For example, did you sell them Necromancy skill books? Well shit they can summon a skeleton army.
Yeah I’m really scared of the guy with 30 rusty iron swords and 200 fruit cakes
You start saying, as the huge fruitcake monster rises from the ground with its rusting spikes with which it tries to crush you, or all least give you tetanus.
I was called a fruitcake a lot growing up, and you’d think I’d be upset about being called a gay slur, but to be compared to the most disgusting dessert, by my own family?
Tears were shed.